"Why Your Depressed Lover Keeps Saying Sorry"
-Valentina Thompson (Stay Art Gallery, 01/31/2014)
”I hope my sadness doesn’t replace my name on your Caller ID,
I hope that you remember that this isn’t me—”
This is just incredible
I’m crying right now..
This is extremely relatable
"maybe im just sorry for being selfish enough to ask you to stay"
That guy at the end loudly saying “shit”? That was my exact reaction. Jesus
God I’ve reblogged this so many times but its so fucking good
This makes me cry every goddamn time.
I think I’ll dismember the world and then I’ll dance in the wreckage.
identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.
I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script
that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD
You are my hero.
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!