The only two reactions to this realization.
so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
I TWEETED ABOUT HOW IM “WORKING OUT” AT THE GYM AND THIS FITNESS WEBSITE TWEETED ABOUT IT AND PUT IT ON THEIR WEBSITE IM CRYING
i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
White Heterosexuals in Love
Coming to theatres next spring, a love story that is vaguely forbidden between two kind of sarcastic, innocent cisgender people who grew up in middle class american families.
Based on a book featuring White People Almost Kissing
ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love
excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.
avengers 2 sypnosis:
- everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
- clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office